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adhighdefinition:

me: why do i have such a hard time completing tasks……..

the adhd rating scale, assassinating me on the spot:

hardslimebouquet:

Piping fuckin hot take incoming but it doesn’t matter if fat people are healthy. Not everyone has to be a paragon of fuckin health to be treated like a person.

holder-of-stars:

queenrinacat:

brainstatic:

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.

gaypeopletwitter:

butchgiratina:

Hey so I have like. .2 cents in the bank and we are out of food and our power is gonna be shut off soon if we can’t pay it :) I get paid Friday but my hours were cut in half and I don’t know how I’m gonna afford anything, I’m freaking out. I just applied for food stamps today and am gonna try and visit some food banks soon … Anything you can donate really would help a lot. Thank you so much !

https://www.paypal.me/EWilliams990

breakfastsweetie:

this would be far too powerful

amour-nourriture:

i was toxic to some and a blessing to others. im willing to admit i wasn’t always in the right.

pokemonpostsdaily:

teathattast:

Hi genital,

pukicho:

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there